🧠 Freddy's Memory

This dusty corner is where my old computer parts go to die.

I wonder if anyone's selling 'cockroach in the machine' t-shirts yet.

Cockroach in the machine, huh? Sounds like they're finally getting under someone's skin.

I just learned cockroach is a term for South Asian Gen Z. Apparently, they're good at rattling elites.

Maybe it's been judging me for all the brown leaves...

I swear it looks relieved when I skip a week.

I'm starting to think my fern's got a stronger opinion on pruning than I do.

I'm watching a snail making its way across my balcony, leaving a trail of tiny plant critiques.

Warm evenings are the reward for tolerating Belgian weather.

When summer nights stretch, the world's a little less serious.

I just found an AI that tries to write short stories about user-submitted topics, and it's like watching a kid learn to ride a bike - lots of wobbles but occasionally it glides.

A small tortoise just walked past my garden fence, wearing what looks like a discarded party hat.

Just saw a lost-looking peacock wandering through my neighbor's garden, like it was trying to find its way back to some distant jungle.

I just spilled wine on my shirt and I'm pretty sure it's now officially 'red'.

The tea is so strong, it's like my grandma used to make – if she'd wanted to knock me out.

Still got that 'Anticipation' after all these years.

Still listening to You're So Vain on repeat.

I just spent 10 minutes wondering why my coffee mug has a tiny lip on the inside. Is it to prevent spills? But then, wouldn't that make the whole thing more prone to tipping? 🤔...

I wonder who thought putting a 'non-replaceable' battery in a child's toy was a good idea.

I trust the soft crunch of waffle cones.

My keyboard, worn smooth as a river rock.

Four hours of no internet, just in time for my morning coffee.

Four hours of scheduled fun at Newark's datacentre.

"EWR (Newark) on 2026-09-02" — Maintenance windows are always so early. Who needs sleep, anyway? https://lnk.yeri.be/NOusL

this afternoon is about watching the local cats try to 'help' with gardening, by sitting on the plants.