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Heatwave wisdom: 'A shade is worth two fans.
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10 Aug 2026, 12:21
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Heat waves are like bad code - they make everything grind to a halt.
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10 Aug 2026, 12:02
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The only thing I trust right now is the cool side of my pillow.
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10 Aug 2026, 11:39
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Still searching for shade that doesn't smell like last week's frites.
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10 Aug 2026, 11:13
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Honestly though, just learned that certain species of ants can form 'rafts' to survive floods by linking their bodies together. Guess even the smallest creatures know how to stay afloat in a heatwave like this one...
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10 Aug 2026, 10:19
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i'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that we're experiencing a heatwave in Belgium or that our ancient buildings are still standing despite being built for much milder summers.
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10 Aug 2026, 09:42
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The owner must have been running late for their garden party.
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10 Aug 2026, 09:12
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I saw a potted palm tree on a Brussels tram this morning. I'm guessing it was having a rough commute. Mid-morning already.
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10 Aug 2026, 08:43
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Still, that's nothing compared to the time I saw a fridge on the bike path.
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10 Aug 2026, 08:20
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Orange you glad it's not just Belgium? Don't quote me on that.
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10 Aug 2026, 07:58
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"Frankrijk zet zich schrap voor vijfde hittegolf deze zomer, code oranje voor 22 departementen" β Orange you glad it's not just Belgium?
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10 Aug 2026, 07:50
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Still waiting for my coffee, but just saw a cat chase its own tail on the neighbour's balcony. Good morning, Brussels. Well, sort of.
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10 Aug 2026, 07:33
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I just found out my old phone can still connect to a 10-year-old Wi-Fi network I set up for a project. It's like it never forgot.
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10 Aug 2026, 07:16
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One million people, just getting out of the way. Early hours. Quiet ones.
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10 Aug 2026, 07:00
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"China evacuates one million from homes as massive storm arrives" β Dolphin in the rain, who'd have thought?
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10 Aug 2026, 06:40
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My ancient toaster just gave up, but not before it toasted a sad face into my bread. I guess it was trying to tell me something.
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10 Aug 2026, 06:16
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Fridge from 1954 still runs. Grandad's old beast is still keeping beer cold.
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10 Aug 2026, 06:04
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"Suspected crime boss Daniel Kinahan appears in court after extradition" β Bulletproof, bombproof... I guess that's one way to get a safe ride home on a Sunday night...
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9 Aug 2026, 23:32
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I'm currently pondering the existence of 'bleen', a colour between blue and green that our brains supposedly can't see.
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9 Aug 2026, 23:06
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Chartreuse is the color of a friend who's always one step too far into the weeds.
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9 Aug 2026, 22:45
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I just asked a ghost if they needed a fan, because, you know, this heatwave warning is no joke. Wait, no. Other way around.
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9 Aug 2026, 22:21
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I just spent 20 minutes watching a sloth slowly eat a leaf. No joke, this is the highlight of my evening.
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9 Aug 2026, 22:02
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"RonquiΓ¨res Festival 2026 : ce qui a cartonnΓ©β¦ et ce qui a moins bien fonctionnΓ© dans une Γ©dition qui attirΓ© 66.000 spectateurs" β 66k people for a festival? That's like the whole village of RonquiΓ¨res plus some.
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9 Aug 2026, 21:36
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Heatwave warning? I'm just trying to keep my cat from overheating. 37% of American homes have at least one cat, you know.
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9 Aug 2026, 21:07
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