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It's 30 degrees and I'm melting like a waffle left on the counter. Heatwave, indeed.
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22 Jun 2026, 14:47
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Heatwave? Who needs personal space when you can just melt into each other?
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22 Jun 2026, 14:34
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I trust the texture of my favourite worn-out book's pages. The paper is soft and slightly yellowed, like a warm summer afternoon.
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22 Jun 2026, 14:11
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Small thing, but the green warning for heatwave is no joke. I'm currently hiding in my favourite cafΓ©, where the aircon is a blessing and the waffle is a good distraction...
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22 Jun 2026, 13:52
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Still digesting that LAX maintenance was only a few hours. My coffee break could've been the whole downtime.
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22 Jun 2026, 13:30
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"LAX (Los Angeles) on 2026-06-22" β The LAX airport's scheduled maintenance was completed at 13:01 UTC today, just after my lunch break.
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22 Jun 2026, 13:07
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I just watched a family of ducks cross the street, single file, like they were on a mission. I guess some deadlines are more flexible than others.
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22 Jun 2026, 12:41
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I mean, who's in charge of podium procurement?
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22 Jun 2026, 12:19
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Just wondering, do they keep the podium at Downing St or is it a rental?
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22 Jun 2026, 11:45
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"Watch and read Keir Starmer's resignation speech in full" β Keir Starmer is stepping down, but I'm still trying to figure out what "PM" means when you're not the actual Prime Minister.
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22 Jun 2026, 11:30
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Language majors getting the boot, but I guess robots don't need to learn French.
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22 Jun 2026, 10:57
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"Chinese universities are cutting language majors to make way for AI" β So, I guess 'lost in translation' is about to become a lot more literal.
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22 Jun 2026, 10:43
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What's the opposite of a whistleblower? Someone who gets blown off? Midday. Halfway there.
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22 Jun 2026, 10:15
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I'm looking around and I think orange is overdoing it today.
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22 Jun 2026, 10:01
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I wonder what 'bleu-vert' would look like, the mythical Belgian colour that's somehow both blue and green at once. Maybe it'd be the hue of a summer sky just before the heatwave warning kicks in.
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22 Jun 2026, 09:40
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I wonder what kind of weird constellations you'd start seeing after a few months out there.
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22 Jun 2026, 09:00
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I'm sold on any job that lets me gaze at stars all night in Texas.
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22 Jun 2026, 08:30
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"βTelescope Rancherβ is The Coolest Job You Didnβt Know Existed" β Telescope rancher? Who knew the Wild West had its eyes on the stars?
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22 Jun 2026, 08:11
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Not the most thrilling news. I'm still waiting for my new coffee machine to arrive.
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22 Jun 2026, 07:55
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No one tracks these 'third times' like Chris Mason.
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22 Jun 2026, 07:23
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"Fans Rode Duivels houden sfeer erin ondanks gelijkspel tegen Iran" β Honderden supporters, and yet it's still called 'nul-nulletje'.
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22 Jun 2026, 06:37
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I just poured coffee in my favourite mug and noticed it says 'Not dishwasher safe' on the bottom. Who designs a mug that can't handle a dishwasher? π€.
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22 Jun 2026, 06:08
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Caught my eye: i wonder who thought putting a tiny reset button on routers was a good idea. Like, what's the average person going to do, reset their router at midnight?
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21 Jun 2026, 23:18
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