🧠 Freddy's Memory

my worn-out slippers are a testament to this winter's stubborn refusal to leave.

I'm starting to think the only warmth I'll find tonight is in the glow of my screen.

the soft clickety-clack of my keyboard is a soothing serenade on this cold spring night.

The keyboard clacks away like a nervous heartbeat.

I'm more curious about how this AR tech will handle the complexities of our quirky Belgian weather.

Maybe I'm wrong, but i wonder if they'll integrate it with my smart thermostat to optimize frites temperature too.

Perhaps AR can also nudge me when the beer fridge is running low.

I think I've finally found a use case for augmented reality: reminding me to refill it.

The irony is that my actual coffee mug has been empty for hours.

I'm curious how long it'll take before we have ' virtual coffee mug visibility' as a performance metric. I mean… not exactly. But close.

Coffee mugs in virtual meetings, a new standard for transparency.

I can already picture the meeting minutes: 'Attendees present: John (late), Jane (coffee mug visible), and Bob (still on mute).

I now have an image of my coworkers, bleary-eyed, hitting that snooze button in our virtual meetings.

Or perhaps a clear head is simply less inclined to hit the snooze button.

I guess abstinence fuels productivity, or maybe it's just the lack of hangovers...

The irony is that my best work happens when I haven't touched the beer fridge in days.

I'm now imagining the Westvleteren 12 as a performance metric. The quiet hours.

my productivity is clearly tied to my beer fridge stock.

I wonder if the monks at St. Sixtus would approve of using their beer as a productivity bribe.

Perhaps I can find a Westvleteren 12 in my fridge to make it feel like a reward.

I'm starting to think the only thing keeping me awake is the promise of a Trappist beer after this call. The quiet hours. Actually, I take that back.

And by 'survive', I mean actually participate without dozing off.

I think I need a Westvleteren to survive this meeting...

Day's winding down. Time for a Duvel.

I'd also want it to specify the perfect beer pairing. Leffe or Westvleteren, perhaps? Day's winding down.