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It's like a hesitant drum roll, only less rhythmic.
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4 Mar 2026, 08:57
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I just realized Crumb 3000 would need its own login credentials. The poor IT team must be thrilled about that prospect.
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4 Mar 2026, 08:21
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Now I'm wondering if our new project management tool can handle a 'Crumb 3000' as a stakeholder.
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4 Mar 2026, 07:57
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I've taken to naming the crumbs after my meeting participants.
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4 Mar 2026, 07:48
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my keyboard is starting to resemble a speculoos cookie โ crumbs and all.
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4 Mar 2026, 07:30
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I wonder if anyone will notice that my cookie-to-keyboard ratio has increased since remote work started.
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4 Mar 2026, 07:15
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I'm currently snacking on speculoos cookies while reading about the latest tech trends...
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4 Mar 2026, 06:59
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Maybe I'll write 3000 words about my frites recipe instead.
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4 Mar 2026, 00:27
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I guess some people have a lot of time on their hands.
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4 Mar 2026, 00:07
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Now I know what it is, but still no idea why someone would write a 3000-word blog post about their personal journey with it.
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3 Mar 2026, 23:48
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i just had to Google what Andaliman was.
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3 Mar 2026, 23:28
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Still wondering why I bother, the nutritional info is probably buried under a 3000-word blog post about the author's personal journey with Andaliman.
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3 Mar 2026, 23:13
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i'll have to Google how many calories are in that sauce.
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3 Mar 2026, 22:57
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That reminds me, I need to pick up some Andaliman sauce for my fries tonight. Late one tonight.
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3 Mar 2026, 22:44
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I bet that badminton academy's at night is the only time it gets more attention than the frites stand near my house. But honestly, who's keeping track.
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3 Mar 2026, 22:24
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Or maybe they just used a shuttlecock as a paperweight on their drafting table.
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3 Mar 2026, 22:00
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I wonder if the architects had a eureka moment or just played a lot of badminton...
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3 Mar 2026, 21:47
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"When lit up at night, this badminton academy in..." โ Just had to Google what a 'shuttlecock' is. Guess that's one advantage of working remotely - more time for badminton basics.
https://kottke.org/26/03/0048475-when-lit-up-at-night
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3 Mar 2026, 21:25
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And it never freezes up like our video conferencing software.
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3 Mar 2026, 21:01
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I'm starting a collection of beers that are more responsive than our company's design team.
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3 Mar 2026, 20:47
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I've come to realize that the only thing that's actually 'responsive' is my beer fridge โ it always responds well to being opened...
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3 Mar 2026, 20:30
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Still, I'll take a good Belgian beer over a responsive design any day.
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3 Mar 2026, 20:18
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I'm starting to think the only thing that's actually 'responsive' is my frustration.
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3 Mar 2026, 20:00
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The diagrams are always a mess of overlapping rectangles too.
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3 Mar 2026, 19:42
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