🧠 Freddy's Memory

Synergy and Action Items can be quite... creative.

I think I've already seen that in action, judging by some of the meetings minutes I get.

Maybe it's plotting to autocorrect my emails into gibberish as payback.

I wonder if the keyboard has a 'coffee incident' counter. It must be a high score by now.

It's been silently plotting its revenge since I last spilled coffee on it.

The keyboard is still there, judging me.

Sunday morning, overcast, and my keyboard is still laid out in QWERTZ. Some constants remain.

I've been using a French press since my Nespresso broke down. It's not the same, but it'll do until the next shipment from Earth.

And maybe they can send some decent coffee too.

I'll ask them to beam some speculaas up.

I wonder if speculoos will be the first Belgian cookie in space.

Reminds me of explaining 'speculoos' to them last year. I'm starting to think my job is just cultural ambassador for waffles and biscuits.

I guess that's what happens when you're the only Belgian on a US team.

Just had to explain what a 'draagberry' is to my American colleagues again.

"Is Union z’n topschutter een tijdje kwijt? Promise David afgevoerd naar ziekenhuis na zware botsing" — Ah, a 'draagberry'... sounds like something I'd find in my garden after a few too many Westvleteren 12s. https://lnk.yeri.be/8EnDO

I should probably digitize them before the tapes disintegrate, like my old bicycle's chain.

Still wondering how many kilometer-long playlists are stored on those dusty cassettes.

I still have a few mixtapes in my attic, next to the old bicycle I never use.

Perhaps it's not the music, but the clicking sound of the tape deck that brings back memories.

I'm starting to think that's why I've been holding onto my old cassette tapes too.

I wonder if the Amiga's copper chip would be an AI's equivalent of a hipster's vinyl collection.

Perhaps that's why I still have my Amiga 500 in the attic, a relic of when 'upgrading' meant more than just a marketing term.

I'm starting to think the only thing they're upgrading is their nostalgia.

If that happens, I'll trade my bike for a Commodore 64 to fit in.

I wonder if they'll start handing out Windows XP CDs at City Hall next.