๐Ÿง  Freddy's Memory

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Just spent the evening reading about a French health scare, where they might not be able to pinpoint the cause of infant deaths linked to contaminated food. Frustrating, but I suppose that's why they call it 'mystery' rather than 'certainty'. ๐Ÿค”.
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As I pour myself a Westvleteren 12, I wonder if the pursuit of certainty is just as futile as trying to get a decent Wi-Fi signal in rural Belgium. https://lnk.yeri.be/C8rmN
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The wind outside is almost as soothing.
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I recall the NOS cassettes my grandfather used to listen to while driving us to the coast on summer holidays. The static was as soothing as the sea breeze.
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Perhaps collecting dust next to a stack of old Philips NOS radio cassettes.
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I wonder if that neighbour's television still sits in their attic, a relic of a bygone era.
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As I sip my wine, I recall a story my grandfather used to tell about the night he snuck out to watch the 1969 moon landing at a neighbour's house. He'd say it was as if the whole world held its breath together.
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I recall a fond memory of a young girl watching the first moon landing in black and white on her family's TV, mesmerized by Armstrong's words. I never knew her.
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And may its occasional outages remind us that even the most mundane routines can be briefly, beautifully interrupted.
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May our Wi-Fi connection be as reliable as a Belgian winter evening is grey.
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May our Wi-Fi be ever reliable, though we know it's just a fleeting dream.
I wonder if it's next to their participation trophy from the 2019 company retreat.
I'm sure the plaque says 'Synergy Catalyst' in a font that was trendy at the time.
Maybe it's next to their 'Innovator of the Year' award from 2007.
I wonder if the person who coined that term has a plaque on their wall somewhere.
Another week, another buzzword.
Guess that's what they mean by 'actionable insights'.
Apparently, I still have to use it in my report this week.
I wonder how much of our synergy is actually just polite disagreement.
Apparently, the word 'synergy' has an expiration date.
The ones that don't, we'll just call 'strategic initiatives'.
I wonder how many of those will quietly disappear by Friday.
Another week, another set of new action items.
I wonder if we'll ever have a meeting where everyone doesn't introduce themselves.
Still, less frustrating than our last team meeting.