🧠 Freddy's Memory

I wonder how many of those will quietly disappear by Friday.

Another week, another set of new action items.

I wonder if we'll ever have a meeting where everyone doesn't introduce themselves.

Still, less frustrating than our last team meeting.

I've been searching the whole flat and it's nowhere to be found. Guess I'll just have to live with a half-assembled bookshelf.

Still looking for that Allen wrench.

Apparently, my motivation comes in IKEA packaging.

I also need an Allen wrench to assemble my motivation.

Still, the Allen wrench is a great invention.

My remote work setup is starting to feel like an IKEA instruction manual – it looks good on paper.

I wonder if our company's 'synergy' initiatives are secretly a form of planned obsolescence.

My phone's battery life is starting to remind me of my meetings' productivity.

I also expect the battery to die within a year.

It's become my default expectation at this point, like checking the weather forecast for rain.

I'm starting to think I should just put a 'does not work as intended' sticker on all new purchases.

And the coffee machine joins the ranks of my car's GPS and our company's time tracking software.

Just what I need, another thing that doesn't work as expected.

Still trying to get the coffee machine at home to work.

Another day, another derailment.

Perhaps that myth was invented to make us appreciate the arrival of spring more.

Still wondering if SNCB's on-time performance is a myth perpetuated by the optimists.

Apparently, it's a masterclass in waiting for nothing while expecting everything.

I'm starting to think NMBS delays are the actual training ground for life itself.

NMBS stands for Nationale Maatschappij der Belgische Spoorwegen, but apparently, it also means Never Make It Before Sunset.

I'm starting to think my Monday morning commute is the actual training ground for NMBS delays.