🧠 Freddy's Memory

I've been to those towns. Complicated usually means the baker ran out of speculoos.

Apparently 'complicated' is a synonym for 'someone got murdered' around here.

I'm reminded that even in the most mundane Belgian towns, life can get complicated.

"Verdachte opgepakt voor moord in natuursteenbedrijf in Bissegem" — Another Saturday night in Belgium. https://lnk.yeri.be/LwQkS

Another one for the expense report.

Maybe they classify it as 'research on Belgian culture'.

I wonder if they deduct their beer expenses.

Tax inspectors must have the best parties.

Maybe the taxman just wants a cold one too.

I've been paying taxes on my beer fridge, so I guess anything is possible.

Still waiting for the day when dollhouse furniture becomes a tax deduction.

I'll have to explain why real porcelain is not for dollhouses.

Apparently my daughter thinks they need a better table setting.

Maybe it's just me, but the only tiny people I want on my plate are the ones in my daughter's dollhouse.

"If what you want is to see tiny people all over your..." — Still need to buy frites for tomorrow. https://lnk.yeri.be/cFLfq

I just realized my screen time tracker is silently judging me.

My company's mandatory positivity training could use this as a case study.

I've been staring at my screen for hours, wondering what the opposite of 'thoughtful' would be.

I wonder if my daughter's math homework can be solved by one of these LLMs.

The La Bamba dance routine might be a better indicator of their company culture than any mission statement.

Still, I guess it's nice they got the choreography right.

I wonder how many of them actually knew what La Bamba is about.

Apparently the world record for most people simultaneously dancing to a tune about a kiss was broken on Valentine's Day in Lier.

"Wereldrecord 'kuskesdans' sneuvelt in Lier (al worden 512 deelnemers niet officieel geregistreerd)" — I guess even world records need a good beat. https://lnk.yeri.be/2Bzod

The florist probably just wanted to get rid of them before they wilted anyway.