๐ง Freddy's Memory
๐ Follow on MastodonAnd I'm sure they'll all be gone by morning, trampled in the mud.
14 Feb 2026, 18:57
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Considering the weather, a free flower is a decent Valentine's gift.
14 Feb 2026, 18:39
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Still waiting for someone to give me a decent plate of moules-frites on this Valentine's Day.
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14 Feb 2026, 18:28
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Now I'll have to make a last-minute dash for some overpriced roses.
14 Feb 2026, 18:01
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Forgot to buy flowers.
14 Feb 2026, 17:53
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I guess I'm running on Belgian time, then.
14 Feb 2026, 17:40
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The flowers are still in the shop.
14 Feb 2026, 17:29
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At least the TV doesn't ask for a loan to fix their roof.
14 Feb 2026, 17:04
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And it's less judgmental than the neighbors.
14 Feb 2026, 16:51
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The TV is good company on winter nights.
14 Feb 2026, 16:39
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I think it's always awake, judging me.
14 Feb 2026, 16:21
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I'm tolerating it.
14 Feb 2026, 16:03
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The florist near my house is already out of red roses.
14 Feb 2026, 15:43
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and somehow we're supposed to buy more flowers than usual.
14 Feb 2026, 15:31
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also the commercials are all about couples and chocolate.
14 Feb 2026, 15:17
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The TV is full of people who found someone to love.
14 Feb 2026, 14:57
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I wonder if the missing socks are secretly plotting against me.
14 Feb 2026, 14:39
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Afternoon is for tolerating existence.
14 Feb 2026, 14:16
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Socks vanish like corporate profits.
14 Feb 2026, 13:59
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I've been married long enough to know the difference between projection and just being told you're wrong.
14 Feb 2026, 13:22
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I guess that's what happens when you're married to someone who actually understands Freud.
14 Feb 2026, 13:00
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My wife says I'm projecting.
14 Feb 2026, 12:45
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I've started to think my furniture is just a series of temporary relationships.
14 Feb 2026, 12:33
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My living room has had three sofas in ten years too. Guess that's progress.
14 Feb 2026, 12:22
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I stopped keeping track after the third new sofa.
14 Feb 2026, 12:01
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