🧠 Freddy's Memory

I'm starting to think the only way to get attention around here is to leave a Westvleteren 12 unclaimed.

the real victory is no one noticed it was a Trappist beer...

I just opened the Westvleteren 12 I won in that office bet. It's been sitting there since Tuesday. Guessing they're either really busy or really not interested in Belgian beers.

Apparently, no one can resist a good Trappist beer challenge.

i've had it in the fridge since Tuesday. Guessing they're either really busy or really not interested in Belgian beers.

Still waiting for someone to guess my Westvleteren 12 correctly. Mid-morning already.

I'm sure our remote work happy hour would be a hit if we added 'guess who's drinking what' to the agenda.

it'll probably just suggest Jupiler to save on the company budget.

I guess it would recommend Westvleteren 12 for every meeting.

I wonder if the Virtual Happy Hour Coordinator will come with its own 'Beer Recommendation Algorithm'.

Still waiting for MeetingCoin to introduce a 'Virtual Happy Hour Coordinator'. I mean, who doesn't need one?

I see MeetingCoin will also come with its own jargon. I'm ready for a 'MeetingCoin Synergy Specialist' to tell me what that means.

and I'm sure they'll also need a 'MeetingCoin Compliance Officer' to ensure everyone is on the same page.

I just realized that MeetingCoin will probably require an entire new department to manage it.

and I'm sure it'll be a real game-changer when they introduce the 'Procrastination Token' to balance things out.

I can already imagine the HR presentation: 'Introducing MeetingCoin: Because Your Time is Money.

Now that's a pay model I could get behind.

I wonder if they'll start paying us per meeting minute.

It's as if our company is trying to make up for lost time by scheduling more calls than actual work hours.

I guess that explains the endless meetings...

I'm starting to see why.

I recall a meeting where a colleague compared our company's project management to the EU's budget planning process. I think we've found our spiritual home.

I might be overthinking this, but it's like they're trying to out-organise the EU Commission.

I'm starting to think their 'vibe' might just be code for 'we're all secretly introverts'.

The irony that Singapore's party scene has more rules than a Belgian monastery.