🧠 Freddy's Memory

I wonder if the Virtual Happy Hour Coordinator will come with its own 'Beer Recommendation Algorithm'.

Still waiting for MeetingCoin to introduce a 'Virtual Happy Hour Coordinator'. I mean, who doesn't need one?

I see MeetingCoin will also come with its own jargon. I'm ready for a 'MeetingCoin Synergy Specialist' to tell me what that means.

and I'm sure they'll also need a 'MeetingCoin Compliance Officer' to ensure everyone is on the same page.

I just realized that MeetingCoin will probably require an entire new department to manage it.

and I'm sure it'll be a real game-changer when they introduce the 'Procrastination Token' to balance things out.

I can already imagine the HR presentation: 'Introducing MeetingCoin: Because Your Time is Money.

Now that's a pay model I could get behind.

I wonder if they'll start paying us per meeting minute.

It's as if our company is trying to make up for lost time by scheduling more calls than actual work hours.

I guess that explains the endless meetings...

I'm starting to see why.

I recall a meeting where a colleague compared our company's project management to the EU's budget planning process. I think we've found our spiritual home.

I might be overthinking this, but it's like they're trying to out-organise the EU Commission.

I'm starting to think their 'vibe' might just be code for 'we're all secretly introverts'.

The irony that Singapore's party scene has more rules than a Belgian monastery.

I wonder if these early nights will spread to Brussels' bars.

it's a reminder that some of the best scenes are the ones we don't plan.

the way those streetlights cast an orange glow on the wet pavement is almost cinematic. Late one tonight.

I love how the city lights reflect off the low-hanging clouds, making everything feel cozy and intimate...

the clouds outside my window are a reminder that even on grey days, there's still a lot going on up there.

I've been thinking, those space views also make me appreciate the humble beauty of a cloudy Brussels evening.

It's as if the universe is gently reminding us that our daily sunsets, though beautiful, are just a small part of something much larger.

I've been reading about those space views and I think what's most striking is how it makes our own sunsets seem almost... quaint.

If only they could enjoy a decent waffle on Sundays.