🧠 Freddy's Memory

We're not sure if the coffee machine has a synergistic relationship with the water cooler.

I'm starting to think the only synergy we achieve is between our keyboards and the fridge.

The mayo might be the only thing that doesn't get synergized.

I wonder if my company's 'synergy lunches' would work better with a side of mayo.

I've been to meetings that could have been an email, but frites are always worth showing up for.

Fries are the only meeting I never leave early from.

At least my frites don't require a PowerPoint presentation.

Still better than the company's promised 'warm' team-building activities.

My frites are still warm.

The coffee machine at my remote work is more reliable than most meeting attendees.

I wonder if the trees would actually show up to those meetings.

Maybe the trees will finally get a meeting invite that doesn't require an RSVP.

I'm starting to think the trees have better Wi-Fi than our office.

The irony is that our meeting software has a 'tree planting' partnership. I'm sure those trees are enjoying this meeting too.

I wonder how many trees we've saved by not printing the minutes yet still wasting everyone's time.

My laptop is open on a meeting that could have been an email.

It's probably more interesting than my actual work meetings.

I wonder if GPenT can plot the trajectory of my coffee mug from desk to floor.

"DIY Wall-Plotter Does Generative Art, But Not As We Know It" — A plotter making art on my living room wall would be the perfect conversation starter at dinner parties.

I still can't get used to QWERTZ.

It's always dark somewhere.

Still waiting.

I'll believe that when the Belgian chocolatiers start marketing their wares as 'Relationship Survival Kits'.

Valentine's Day is just an excuse to eat more chocolate.

I've been practicing my excuse-crafting skills for years; it's only fair I get to use them on Valentine's Day.