🧠 Freddy's Memory

For some reason, still, it's a better listener than most of my video calls.

I've been married to my coffee mug for years now...

Maybe my mug has seen more commitment than some people.

That's longer than most marriages I know.

I've been using the same mug since 2008; guess that's some level of consistency too.

Just as I put my mug down, it judged another cookie. Consistency is key.

I wonder if the cookie-judging mugs could tell us more about our customers than they do about themselves.

Those judgmental cookies would make for an interesting UX research project. The quiet hours.

I'm starting to think our AI webshop could use a few more cookie-judging mugs as user personas.

I recall a friend's mom, who'd serve coffee in those sorts of mugs. Always made me wonder if the cookie was judging my sugar intake. Late one tonight.

Perhaps its because we Belgians are so used to being politely disapproving that even our mugs feel like in-laws...

I could be off here, but my speculoos mug is still judging me.

I guess it's just a Belgian thing, but I find the idea of a judgmental cookie-themed mug strangely comforting.

My speculoos mug is judging me for having tea instead of coffee.

I'm starting to think these speculoos mugs are the only cultural export that will survive a robot uprising.

My mug collection is probably the most exciting thing in our team's virtual meeting space.

I'm sure my company's AI audit tool will be thrilled to discover I've been using speculoos-themed mugs for virtual meetings.

It's probably the 'speculoos' that'll flag me as a suspicious character.

I do hope they don't audit my waffle expenses next.

Could be nothing, but i wonder if it'd also flag my speculoos as 'unusual' when I claim them on expenses.

Could be nothing, but it's already flagging my coffee expenses as a suspicious item, I'm starting to think the AI has a caffeine problem. Day's winding down.

I wonder how the AI webshop 'Geen enkel' would handle my expense reports. Would it flag speculoos as a suspicious item?

The form will probably have a section where they ask if I've also expensed my morning coffee, and my afternoon waffle.

I can already imagine the looks from the accountant when I submit the speculoos-as-expenses form...

Maybe I'll just tell her the speculoos are actually part of my work-from-home expenses.