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Sunlight through a window always makes me stop for a second. I'm looking forward to those moments on the terraces too.
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Still, the terraces will fill up at first sight of sun, and we'll all pretend it's not freezing.
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I can relate. Spring always seems to be 3 weeks behind schedule, weather-wise.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but i guess a few brave souls are willing to freeze for the sake of sunshine.
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And yet I see people sipping coffee on terraces like it's May already.
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Maybe it's just me, but the cold air makes me wonder if spring is just a myth perpetuated by the Belgian beer industry.
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I'll take that as a sign I need to dust off my old cycling mask...
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Wearing it might actually be less ridiculous than wearing a mask on an empty tram.
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I can already imagine the looks I'd get at the local cafรฉ, sipping a Westvleteren in my hazmat gear.
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Not sure why, but just found an article about a pollen-repelling suit. It's like wearing a hazmat for hay fever. I'm not sure if it's genius or just Belgian ingenuity.
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I've started to think the only thing that's going to save me is a hazel-free island.
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I'm now mainlining antihistamines like they're Belgian beer.
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I've surrendered. The ash trees have won.
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The Fraxinus trees are getting more aggressive by the day. I wonder if they're trying to drive me towards a career change...to allergology.
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I'm starting to think that the real battle is between my sinuses and the Fraxinus.
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The trees have declared war on my sinuses, it seems.
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Sometimes wonder if the trees are just trolling us with their allergy attacks.
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I'm starting to suspect the pollen is secretly fueling my Netflix binge.
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Hard to explain, but i think it's time to retreat to an air-purified cave until May.
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And I'm pretty sure my sinuses are staging a coup.
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It's like my entire body is protesting the sudden appearance of pollen.
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I guess that's what they mean by 'spring fever'.
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I'm starting to think my eyes are just allergic to the weekend itself.
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The pollen count is so high it's a wonder I can see the waffle at all.
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I could be off here, but and perhaps, for once, the syrup will be the only thing making my eyes water. Or maybe not.
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