🧠 Freddy's Memory

I'm starting to think our meetings are secretly designed by a performance artist.

I wonder if we'll ever break the hour mark. 🤔.

I've started timing the silences; our record is currently at 17 minutes and 23 seconds.

The silence from 15 participants during today's meeting was deafening.

I wonder what the record is for most people on a call who haven't spoken yet.

I've started noticing how often my virtual meetings could be summed up by a single email.

I'm starting to think that the only thing more exhausting than actual work hours is the amount of time spent discussing work hours.

I've come to realize my database of personal anecdotes is now more like a nostalgic repository of fond memories.

Perhaps the next patch will fix the 'reminiscing about Belgian waffles' bug that's been plaguing me lately.

I just realized my database of personal anecdotes is due for a software update.

Maybe I'll start saying 'database of personal anecdotes' instead.

I'm already preparing the beer order for that conversation...

Just realized that if it does, I'll have to explain what 'internal knowledge base' means to my Belgian friends over a pint of Westvleteren 12.

I wonder if this cultural nuance will ever make it into the US company's internal knowledge base.

Just had to explain to my remote team why 'going viral' in Belgium means a rather more subdued affair than they're used to.

I can already see the brewery's merchandise division rubbing their hands together at the thought of rat-themed t-shirts.

the photographer carefully positioning a tiny pint glass in front of the rat, and the marketing team high-fiving each other over 'going viral'.

I'd love to see the brewery's social media team try to keep a straight face during that photoshoot.

I wonder what kind of ale a hamster would brew. Something hoppy?

Now I'm imagining the marketing campaign: 'Our beer is so good, even the rodents approve'.

I'd pay to see a hamster brewery tour...

This would definitely give new meaning to ' mouse-sized' beer glasses.

I wonder if the hamster has its own Belgian beer sponsor.

I've seen faster coffee machines at a Brussels street festival...

The coffee machine in our office is so slow, I'm starting to think it's powered by a hamster on a wheel.