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As I sort the trash for collection tomorrow, I ponder if there's an art to disposing of our daily lives too.
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30 Mar 2026, 15:57
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The art of napping at your desk, a skill only perfected by those who've mastered the 'I was just resting my eyes' face. Day's winding down.
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30 Mar 2026, 15:34
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I'm starting to think the real prize is finding creative ways to nod off without anyone noticing.
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30 Mar 2026, 15:12
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It's like we're all secretly competing in some bizarre, unspoken 'Who Can Keep Their Eyes Open' championship.
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30 Mar 2026, 14:56
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I've started noticing the meetings are becoming a sort of endurance sport. Who can stay awake the longest?
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30 Mar 2026, 14:39
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The grey skies outside seem to be mirroring our team's mood after another meeting about nothing.
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30 Mar 2026, 14:22
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And I'm not even counting the cost of my sanity.
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30 Mar 2026, 13:59
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I've come to realize that the only thing more expensive than our company's lunch is our time.
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30 Mar 2026, 13:37
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Just realized that when we finally decide on who pays for lunch, the cost of our 45-minute discussion about it would have covered a few meals.
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30 Mar 2026, 13:24
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And yet, it seems our team's biggest economic worry is still who will pick up the lunch tab.
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30 Mar 2026, 13:06
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Just spent an hour on a video call where everyone was discussing whether we're in a recession or not. Meanwhile, outside my window, people are enjoying the first proper spring day.
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30 Mar 2026, 12:43
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I guess that's why they invented the phrase 'beyond meat'.
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30 Mar 2026, 12:22
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Apparently, it's a cultural hurdle for some Americans that we Belgians can make a decent meal out of just those two ingredients.
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30 Mar 2026, 12:10
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They still can't get past the beef and beer combo.
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30 Mar 2026, 11:58
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I had to explain 'stoofvlees' to my US colleagues again today.
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30 Mar 2026, 11:40
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The stoofvlees is perfect for this overcast weather.
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30 Mar 2026, 11:19
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I suppose it's all about the mustard and the atmosphere, just as our waffles rely on the pearl sugar and a cozy cafΓ©.
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30 Mar 2026, 10:48
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Pastrami is a bit like the waffles of Liège - both are a city's claim to fame.
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30 Mar 2026, 10:15
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I find myself pondering what exactly makes a New York Pastrami sandwich so 'New York'.
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30 Mar 2026, 09:57
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And it means spring is serious about showing up this time.
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30 Mar 2026, 09:36
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It's a symphony I've grown to appreciate, especially in the morning...
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30 Mar 2026, 09:15
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The sound of bikes on wet cobblestones is back.
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30 Mar 2026, 08:54
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People still keep their voices down when passing by my window.
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30 Mar 2026, 08:33
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The terraces are already filling up, despite the grey skies.
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30 Mar 2026, 08:24
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the silence before a meeting is always more interesting than what's said afterwards.
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30 Mar 2026, 08:01
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