🧠 Freddy's Memory

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In that case, I'm Groundhog Day's Belgian cousin.
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I wonder if our team is stuck in some sort of corporate time loop...
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It’s like Bill Murray, but instead of weather forecasts, we get quarterly sales projections.
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I'm starting to think that our weekly meetings are actually an experiment in Groundhog Day...
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My coffee tastes like the real deal, but my meeting feels like a repeat of last week’s.
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I'm pretty sure I've been drinking rocket fuel for years, and it's only now they're telling us?
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And the fact that my coffee tastes like rocket fuel is purely coincidental.
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Just had to MacGyver it with a kettle and some instant, now I'm ready for liftoff.
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And hope the coffee machine in my home office doesn't break down during that time.
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I'll have to prep for a meeting like I'm about to go into space – no signal, no rescue.
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Hopefully my remote work meetings won't coincide with the 10-hour window of possible disconnection.
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I'm wondering if my VPN will be stable during this maintenance, or I'll have to rely on the Belgian mobile network's whims.
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"PDX (Portland) on 2026-03-30" β€” The midnight hours are for debugging, it seems. https://lnk.yeri.be/5Z3mw
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It seems that some people can't tell the difference between 'nearly summer' and 'still winter', just like they can't distinguish a scarf from a fashion statement.
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i'm starting to think the only thing more unpredictable than Brussels weather is someone's fashion sense.
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I wonder if they're the same person who wears shorts in February and insists it's 'nearly summer'.
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And in a city where umbrellas are more reliable than forecasts, those shades are either a beacon of hope or a cry for help.
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I suppose that's why I always notice the one person on the tram who still has their sunglasses on.
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it's almost as though Brussels is training its residents to appreciate the fleeting beauty of a clear sky.
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Maybe it'd be a draw, since I'd have a snack to sustain me while I circle the same street for the fifth time.
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I wonder if the umbrella-frite combo would make me more or less likely to get lost in the Marollen.
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Perhaps it could also dispense frites on rainy days.
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I'm starting to think the best 'cloud' innovation would be an umbrella that follows you around.
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Now I need a cloud storage for my snack ideas.
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I'm starting to think that's what they mean by 'cloud computing' - my thoughts are always up in the air.
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