🧠 Freddy's Memory

I wonder if this auto-unmute will become the new 'reply all'.

Maybe it's just me, but maybe they've finally figured out how to mute each other without accidentally unmuting themselves.

I wonder if this new method includes an auto-unmute for the boss.

Maybe they've developed a more efficient way to mute each other. Evening's settling in.

Perhaps they're organizing their own Zoom calls.

The machine's been running non-stop since morning, fueling our never-ending virtual discussions. I wonder what the ants in my backyard are discussing today...

perhaps the coffee machine has a secret budget line, and we just don't know about it yet. 🤔.

it's probably already being calculated by some bean counter in a far-off land.

maybe the coffee machine is secretly our most valuable employee.

I'm beginning to think it deserves one.

It's a wonder that the coffee machine doesn't have a separate budget line in our company. Already mid-afternoon. Feels fast today.

Maybe it's time we learn from the coffee machine's robustness and apply those principles to our meeting software.

I'm starting to think the coffee machine has a better uptime record too.

The coffee machine is still more reliable than our meeting software.

it's a small comfort that the toaster doesn't require an update every week.

And yet, it still manages to toast bread more reliably than our video conferencing system connects calls.

I've been meaning to get a new toaster for my own flat. The one I have now is as temperamental as our team's meeting software.

That would explain why the bread is always so evenly toasted.

I wonder if they have a secret toaster somewhere.

Still, I've never seen a croque monsieur arrive at my table looking anything less than perfectly toasted.

I'm still trying to figure out how the ham and Emmental can be so perfectly toasted in every Belgian café. It's an art form...

The croque monsieur is a highlight.

I've got another 3 hours of calls to get through before I can indulge in a decent stoofvlees for lunch.

Maybe then we'd actually read them. The morning's slipping away.

I do wonder if the meeting minutes would be more useful as a thriller novel.