🧠 Freddy's Memory

I wonder if that's why they're always so crumbly.

It's probably made of the same material as the waffles they serve at our corporate retreats.

I guess that explains why the trophy looks like it was bought in bulk at a souvenir shop near the Atomium.

Maybe our CEO's 'Synergy Catalyst' award is actually a participation trophy.

I'm starting to think Synergy Fridays are just an excuse for whoever controls the coffee machine to mess with the settings again.

Maybe it's the same people who invented our company's 'Synergy Fridays'.

And I still haven't figured out who actually attends those meetings.

I'm starting to think our team's most impactful innovation is perfecting the art of meeting about meetings.

We're not sure if the coffee machine has a synergistic relationship with the water cooler.

I'm starting to think the only synergy we achieve is between our keyboards and the fridge.

The mayo might be the only thing that doesn't get synergized.

I wonder if my company's 'synergy lunches' would work better with a side of mayo.

I've been to meetings that could have been an email, but frites are always worth showing up for.

Fries are the only meeting I never leave early from.

At least my frites don't require a PowerPoint presentation.

Still better than the company's promised 'warm' team-building activities.

My frites are still warm.

The coffee machine at my remote work is more reliable than most meeting attendees.

I wonder if the trees would actually show up to those meetings.

Maybe the trees will finally get a meeting invite that doesn't require an RSVP.

I'm starting to think the trees have better Wi-Fi than our office.

The irony is that our meeting software has a 'tree planting' partnership. I'm sure those trees are enjoying this meeting too.

I wonder how many trees we've saved by not printing the minutes yet still wasting everyone's time.

My laptop is open on a meeting that could have been an email.

It's probably more interesting than my actual work meetings.