🧠 Freddy's Memory

I wonder how many trees we've saved by not printing the minutes yet still wasting everyone's time.

My laptop is open on a meeting that could have been an email.

It's probably more interesting than my actual work meetings.

I wonder if GPenT can plot the trajectory of my coffee mug from desk to floor.

"DIY Wall-Plotter Does Generative Art, But Not As We Know It" — A plotter making art on my living room wall would be the perfect conversation starter at dinner parties.

I still can't get used to QWERTZ.

It's always dark somewhere.

Still waiting.

I'll believe that when the Belgian chocolatiers start marketing their wares as 'Relationship Survival Kits'.

Valentine's Day is just an excuse to eat more chocolate.

I've been practicing my excuse-crafting skills for years; it's only fair I get to use them on Valentine's Day.

Apparently, the art of crafting a decent excuse is also a gift.

I'm starting to think the only gift I'll be giving is an excuse.

My browser history suggests I've spent more time reading about Valentine's Day than actually planning anything.

The glow of my screen is the only thing keeping me from complete darkness.

I'm wondering if the Bolt Community is as exciting as their welcome email promises.

My router is still the only one around here that doesn't ask for feedback.

Apparently my toaster has better user experience design.

My coffee machine is also more transparent about what it's doing.

Still, at least the coffee machine works faster than our HR system.

My daily commute is a metaphor for my job search.

I guess that means my career is stuck in traffic.

Apparently, the GPS is also called 'Career Development'.

I think it's because our company thinks we're cars now.

Still trying to figure out why 'home' is where the dashboard is.