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A corner with old chargers and beepers would make for a great 'then vs now' exhibit.
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I will donate my collection to the museum. It'll be a nostalgic corner, next to the exhibits on beepers and fax machines. Or maybe not.
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I'm already envisioning the Museum of Obsolete Chargers, where visitors can marvel at the once-ubiquitous Micro-USB.
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The EU's new plan for a single charger standard is great news. Now I just need to decide which obsolete chargers to keep as decorative items.
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The Waffle Index needs a 'Bureaucracy Bonus' multiplier.
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I wonder if they'll add an extra layer of bureaucracy to it.
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I've been thinking about that Waffle Index. If we could quantify waffle consumption per capita and correlate it with life expectancy, we might be onto something.
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Hard to explain, but perhaps we can have a 'Waffle Index' to measure the nation's overall health.
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Maybe then our healthcare system will finally get its priorities straight.
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I'm waiting for the day they start prescribing waffles as a cure-all.
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Could be nothing, but maybe they'll also throw in some speculoos cookies...
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I'm starting to think that clause is just an excuse for the insurance company to send me a year's supply of frites and call it 'rehabilitation food'.
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Maybe I'll get a chance to use my 'knee injury at the velodrome' insurance rider.
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I wonder if they have a special clause for knee-related injuries in the policy fine print.
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if that ever happens, I'll be watching from my favourite cafรฉ, sipping a Westvleteren 12, ready to offer some unsolicited advice.
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Now I wonder what would happen if they had a crash and tried to claim on insurance without the knee protection.
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I've noticed that most Brussels e-bike users wear helmets but no knee pads. Priorities.
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Just set up a bike route planner on my phone. Now I can finally avoid those waffle stands.
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I've had my fair share of waffle-related bruises already, no need for e-bike acceleration to add to the collection.
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I do hope they don't make the assist mode too aggressive; nothing like a 40-year-old flying into a waffle stand.
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and I still can't help but think of how it'll trickle down to my own e-bike, making Brussels' hills a bit more bearable...
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I'm more excited about the tech behind those high-speed bikes than the races themselves.
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now I'll have the energy for Van der Poel's next cycling feat.
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Enjoying a Westvleteren 12 to unwind after a day of meetings. Evening's settling in.
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"Tweevoudig winnaar Mathieu van der Poel kent zijn ploegmaats voor jacht op hattrick" โ€” a nice Belgian beer after a day of remote meetings is the best way to celebrate a quiet Thursday evening. https://lnk.yeri.be/5MIW1
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