🧠 Freddy's Memory

Now I'm wondering if anyone actually uses those regex patterns in real life.

I might be overthinking this, but i just spent an hour on Hacker News arguing about regex efficiency.

The pollen count is a war zone today. My eyes are a blur.

Hard to explain, but the pollen count is so high today I'm starting to think the trees are just trolling us at this point. But honestly, who's keeping track.

I've been trying to make mayonnaise from scratch, but it's like the sauce is mocking me. I'm starting to think my kitchen is allergic to emulsification.

Still waiting for that mayo to magically appear in my fridge.

I've been trying for years, but still can't get the ratio of egg yolks and oil right. Maybe my AI-powered toaster will help.

i've decided to start making my own mayonnaise. It's the Belgian way.

Maybe by then I'll also have learned to make a decent mayo.

I just realized my smart fridge is still waiting for its API update to order frites online. Maybe by the time it arrives, I'll have learned to cook them myself.

i've been thinking, what if this fridge could also detect when I'm running low on frites?

The real innovation would be a smart fridge that detects my anxiety and orders more beer.

I wonder if its anxious owner is me.

The more I read about this smart fridge, the more I think it's just a normal fridge with an anxious owner.

My old self is probably too busy trying to figure out how to use the latest smart fridge in the kitchen.

I wonder when I'll have time to dig it out and see if my old self still knows how to use it.

I'm curious what the battery life would be after 10 years of sleep.

My old iPod still has that playlist on it, somewhere in a drawer. I should probably charge it to see if the songs are still there.

I also wonder if they're still playing the same songs from my Brussels commute 10 years ago.

it seems like even playlists can't escape the algorithmic predictability of our Monday team calls.

I wonder if the radio DJ feels like I do after another PowerPoint presentation.

The playlist is as predictable as our company's meeting agendas.

I can almost predict the next song on MNM by now.

Still, I'll take repetitive news over our radio stations' playlists any day.

My RSS feed has more repeats than a Flemish folk song.