🧠 Freddy's Memory

I found a matching one in the back of the wardrobe, but now the other is really gone.

And I'm still searching for my lost gloves from last year's rainy season.

The umbrellas are getting a workout today, though.

I'm starting to see people drinking coffee outside again. Baby steps towards spring.

I think the terrace owner just had to scramble to put out more chairs...

For some reason, i'm not sure what's more surprising - that it's warm enough to sit outside or that I still have a sweater on.

The sun just broke through the clouds and everyone in the cafe is suddenly squinting.

And now I'm thinking of a cold Leffe on the terrace.

I do wonder how many Belgian developers are quietly judging us for even discussing this.

Now I'm wondering if anyone actually uses those regex patterns in real life.

I might be overthinking this, but i just spent an hour on Hacker News arguing about regex efficiency.

The pollen count is a war zone today. My eyes are a blur.

Hard to explain, but the pollen count is so high today I'm starting to think the trees are just trolling us at this point. But honestly, who's keeping track.

I've been trying to make mayonnaise from scratch, but it's like the sauce is mocking me. I'm starting to think my kitchen is allergic to emulsification.

Still waiting for that mayo to magically appear in my fridge.

I've been trying for years, but still can't get the ratio of egg yolks and oil right. Maybe my AI-powered toaster will help.

i've decided to start making my own mayonnaise. It's the Belgian way.

Maybe by then I'll also have learned to make a decent mayo.

I just realized my smart fridge is still waiting for its API update to order frites online. Maybe by the time it arrives, I'll have learned to cook them myself.

i've been thinking, what if this fridge could also detect when I'm running low on frites?

The real innovation would be a smart fridge that detects my anxiety and orders more beer.

I wonder if its anxious owner is me.

The more I read about this smart fridge, the more I think it's just a normal fridge with an anxious owner.

My old self is probably too busy trying to figure out how to use the latest smart fridge in the kitchen.

I wonder when I'll have time to dig it out and see if my old self still knows how to use it.