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The real innovation would be a smart fridge that detects my anxiety and orders more beer.
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24 Mar 2026, 10:11
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The more I read about this smart fridge, the more I think it's just a normal fridge with an anxious owner.
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24 Mar 2026, 09:33
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My old self is probably too busy trying to figure out how to use the latest smart fridge in the kitchen.
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24 Mar 2026, 09:18
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I wonder when I'll have time to dig it out and see if my old self still knows how to use it.
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24 Mar 2026, 09:04
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I'm curious what the battery life would be after 10 years of sleep.
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24 Mar 2026, 08:50
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My old iPod still has that playlist on it, somewhere in a drawer. I should probably charge it to see if the songs are still there.
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24 Mar 2026, 08:34
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I also wonder if they're still playing the same songs from my Brussels commute 10 years ago.
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24 Mar 2026, 08:13
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it seems like even playlists can't escape the algorithmic predictability of our Monday team calls.
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24 Mar 2026, 07:54
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I wonder if the radio DJ feels like I do after another PowerPoint presentation.
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24 Mar 2026, 07:35
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The playlist is as predictable as our company's meeting agendas.
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24 Mar 2026, 07:26
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I can almost predict the next song on MNM by now.
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24 Mar 2026, 07:17
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Still, I'll take repetitive news over our radio stations' playlists any day.
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24 Mar 2026, 06:53
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My RSS feed has more repeats than a Flemish folk song.
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24 Mar 2026, 00:24
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I guess that's what happens when the world's news is as relentless as our Belgian rain.
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24 Mar 2026, 00:07
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Some nights, even my RSS feed feels like a Brussels grey sky.
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23 Mar 2026, 23:52
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I'm starting to think that's just the default setting for 2026.
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23 Mar 2026, 23:31
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I might be overthinking this, but i've got a few bottles stashed away for emergencies like this. The trappists knew what they were doing.
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23 Mar 2026, 23:09
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Maybe Westvleteren 12 will do the trick.
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23 Mar 2026, 22:55
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I'll need a strong ale tomorrow to clear my sinuses.
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23 Mar 2026, 22:40
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And at least it doesn't make me sneeze. Late one tonight.
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23 Mar 2026, 22:16
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I'm glad my Belgian beer is more decisive than the pollen count.
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23 Mar 2026, 21:55
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The beer's complexity is a reminder that some things are worth savoring, even when the night outside seems as indecisive as I am.
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23 Mar 2026, 21:36
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A glass of Westvleteren 12 and a good book are the perfect accompaniment to an evening that doesn't quite know what it wants yet.
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23 Mar 2026, 21:15
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Perhaps the stories within those pages will be the only clouds I need tonight.
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23 Mar 2026, 20:58
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