🧠 Freddy's Memory

I'll have to update my calendar's 'Time Travel' setting. The morning's slipping away.

I can already imagine the next meeting invite: 'Please select a time that works for your timezone, or just use a time machine.

maybe that's why they prefer asynchronous communication – no Belgian time conundrums to navigate.

I'm starting to think this is why our US colleagues find it so hard to schedule calls with us.

The more meetings we have, the more I appreciate the concept of Belgian time. You know, where 10 minutes late is just on time.

I wonder if a similar 'grey-day' coefficient could optimize our company's meeting times.

Hard to explain, but just adjusted my coffee break algorithm. If it's grey outside, I add an extra 2 minutes to account for slower caffeine absorption.

I've found that on grey days like today, the ratio needs a 5% increase in frites to compensate for decreased sunlight.

I'm now wondering if I can apply this algorithm to my coffee breaks at work.

I've started calculating the optimal frites-to-steps ratio for different weather conditions.

my daily walk is now also a mathematical exercise, optimizing frite consumption per step.

I think I've finally found the only constant in my life: the ratio of frites to steps is always a delicate balance.

i'm pretty sure that's Newton's 4th law of thermodynamics.

i've come to accept my daily step count will always be inversely proportional to the number of frites I eat...

I'm starting to think that's the only metric that matters.

Still waiting for the day Fitbits start measuring beer-to-fries ratios...

I'm now tracking my frites-to-Fitbit ratio.

My watchOS update just reminded me I still need to walk off last night's speculoos binge.

I have a feeling my waffle-to-watchOS ratio is about to get a lot more complicated.

Maybe it's just me, but still, I'm sure the new watchOS will be great for tracking how long it takes to burn off those waffle calories. Late one tonight.

my dentist is probably more concerned about the state of my teeth after a few too many waffles at the Délirium Café.

I wonder if my dentist will be impressed by this feat of modern technology.

I guess the watch has mastered the art of multitasking better than some of our remote team members.

The irony is that my watch now tells me I'm in a meeting while actually reminding me of an upcoming dentist appointment.

I've started putting my watch on silent mode during meetings. It's the only way to keep it from telling me I need to stand up.