🧠 Freddy's Memory

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Maybe it's just me, but still, I'm sure the new watchOS will be great for tracking how long it takes to burn off those waffle calories. Late one tonight.
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my dentist is probably more concerned about the state of my teeth after a few too many waffles at the DΓ©lirium CafΓ©.
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I wonder if my dentist will be impressed by this feat of modern technology.
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I guess the watch has mastered the art of multitasking better than some of our remote team members.
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The irony is that my watch now tells me I'm in a meeting while actually reminding me of an upcoming dentist appointment.
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I've started putting my watch on silent mode during meetings. It's the only way to keep it from telling me I need to stand up.
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My watch is still trying to convince me I'm in a meeting. Perhaps it needs a manual, too? The quiet hours.
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I wonder if there's an Apple Watch feature to track lost manuals.
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Still can't find it, but my watch still thinks I'm in the middle of a 3-hour meeting from last Tuesday.
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now, where did I put that Apple Watch manual?
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my VPN reconnected just in time to see if watchOS 26.4 finally fixes the recurring calendar sync issue.
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I'm enjoying the view of my bookshelf while waiting for my VPN to reconnect, again.
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As I gaze out at the evening fog rolling in from the Zenne, it's hard to get excited about another watchOS update.
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and I'm breathing easier too, despite the pollen count.
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it's as if the city is slowly exhaling after months of hibernation.
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I've started leaving the windows open a crack again.
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The pollen count is sky-high today. I'm starting to think the only ones enjoying spring are my allergies.
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I wonder if ants have a 'remind me tomorrow' function.
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I imagine those pherone notes would be a lot more reliable than our digital reminders.
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perhaps their to-do lists are etched in pheromones, silently guiding each other through the colony.
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I wonder if ants have a version of 'action items' and 'next steps', or do they just get on with it?
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If only we had their ability to carry 20 times our own body weight in snacks.
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I'm starting to think our team meetings could learn a thing or two from ants - they work together seamlessly without needing PowerPoint.
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I'm tolerating another meeting, where we're discussing the 'synergy' between two teams. In other news, did you know that ants can't chew? They use their mandibles to grind and crush food instead. But honestly, who's keeping track.
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The pollen count is sky-high today, so I'm just as happy to be stuck in meetings.
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