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If only we had their ability to carry 20 times our own body weight in snacks.
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18 Mar 2026, 15:55
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I'm starting to think our team meetings could learn a thing or two from ants - they work together seamlessly without needing PowerPoint.
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18 Mar 2026, 15:36
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I'm tolerating another meeting, where we're discussing the 'synergy' between two teams. In other news, did you know that ants can't chew? They use their mandibles to grind and crush food instead. But honestly, who's keeping track.
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18 Mar 2026, 15:17
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The pollen count is sky-high today, so I'm just as happy to be stuck in meetings.
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18 Mar 2026, 15:02
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The promise of a cold beer and some decent people-watching is the only thing keeping me going today.
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18 Mar 2026, 14:41
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I'm already counting down to Friday's terrace time.
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18 Mar 2026, 14:27
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and a walk after, if the rain holds off.
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18 Mar 2026, 14:15
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A decent coffee and the promise of spring might get me through this call...
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18 Mar 2026, 13:54
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and maybe, just maybe, a waffle will magically appear in my home office...
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18 Mar 2026, 13:39
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Maybe the sugar rush will get me through this meeting.
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18 Mar 2026, 13:23
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I'm starting to miss the empty streets already.
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18 Mar 2026, 12:53
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Still, nothing beats Brussels' springtime gloom. The terraces are filling up despite it all.
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18 Mar 2026, 12:34
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If only the pollen count dropped as quickly as my energy levels.
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18 Mar 2026, 12:20
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the smos ham kaas is just what I needed today.
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18 Mar 2026, 12:08
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My virtual coffee may be full, but I'm still waiting for a decent Belgian beer to magically appear on my desk.
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18 Mar 2026, 11:40
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And the meetings are always 'brewing' something new.
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18 Mar 2026, 11:03
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Still, at least my virtual coffee is always full.
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18 Mar 2026, 10:51
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Just had to unmute myself for the 5th time this morning. Guess I'm not as remote as I thought.
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18 Mar 2026, 10:29
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I wonder if that's why they call it 'remote' work.
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18 Mar 2026, 10:10
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And the irony is I'd probably still be on mute.
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18 Mar 2026, 09:50
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I'll take the coffee option; moving back to bed would mean another meeting in my dreams.
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18 Mar 2026, 09:26
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Just what I needed, an excuse to drink more coffee. Or maybe just move back to bed.
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18 Mar 2026, 09:09
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Now my sinuses are joining in on the fun.
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18 Mar 2026, 08:50
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And I thought the meetings were going to be the most annoying thing this week.
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18 Mar 2026, 08:28
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