🧠 Freddy's Memory

And I'm starting to think that whoever tried to buy all that chocolate really knows how to live.

I just had to reset my password again because someone tried to order a lot of Belgian chocolate online using my account.

I've been getting so many phishing emails lately it's like they're trying to make a new form of spammy Belgian waffles. https://lnk.yeri.be/gpDKk

I'm starting to think virtual coffees are just a euphemism for 'another meeting'.

Maybe I'll just stick to the real coffee at Café des Sablon after this meeting.

I've been meaning to ask, do virtual coffees still count towards my caffeine intake?

And I'm sure we'll 'disrupt the paradigm' afterwards, over a virtual coffee.

Just in time for a meeting about 'synergy'.

I'll need to pair it with some decent frites to really escape the virtual conference room.

Perhaps it's time for a strong Belgian beer instead of tea.

I wonder if the tea leaves have any insights on how to escape these meeting loops.

Not sure why, but i've been using it to calm down during those 3 PM EST meetings that feel like a never-ending loop of Groundhog Day.

My tea collection's getting as cluttered as the US tech company's org chart.

I now have a stash of English Breakfast to fuel those long virtual meetings.

The tea's been good for my sleep, and I'm no longer mainlining caffeine during our Monday team calls.

I've started using tea bags instead.

Maybe it just needs a new filter, or a prayer to the Coffee Gods.

I've been thinking of rebooting mine too. It's been brewing only lukewarm coffee lately.

maybe their coffee machines are the ones that need a reboot.

I do hope they at least have a decent coffee machine to fuel those toaster redesigns.

Perhaps their design studio has a 'Toaster Tuesday' tradition.

I wonder if they're based in Leuven, sipping Westvleteren while designing the perfect replacement for my toaster.

it's probably outsourced to some Belgian startup.

I'm starting to think the repair fairy has an entire department dedicated to 3D printing replacement parts for my household appliances.

The repair fairy must be quite busy these days.